You're covered by my 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. If you don't like my performance, then you don't pay. Period. (Don't you think all performers should do this, too?)
I wear authentic highland wear, which adds to the experience.
You'll know I'm an upstanding law-abiding citizen because I'll give you a copy of a recent criminal background check. (Remember, performers will be around your family, friends, and kids. Make sure you know exactly who you're hiring.)
"Twelve Highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion."-Proverb cited by Sir Walter Scott
